This would be my 3rd article for couples aiming to have a wild and rocking Valentines Day. I feel happy to be celebrating this day with boldness and honesty. When passion is an integral part of our lives, why put it under carpet?
If you ask any women about her 1st kiss experience, 9 out of 10 would say it wasn’t up to the mark, and the worst part is that it failed because the guy wasn’t a good kisser. What same!
To all those thinking kissing is what we see in movie or any Emran Harass-“me” films, my advice to them would be “go and kiss a donkey” instead.
Smooching, also known as French Kiss is a timeless and passionate gesture of romantic affection. Whether you live in Paris, or Patna, Texas or Tamil Nadu, it is followed in every parts of the world so you better learn to kiss like the French do without an embarrassing faux pas! Making sense?
I am neither a sexologist nor a horny love guru (as some of you are assuming me to be 1), I am someone who believes in giving a girl her due respect and fulfilling her needs. Kissing is one of her most special rights and I don’t want to spoil her moment by kissing like a monkey (synonym for Emran Hashmi). Also since this world is full of ignorant jerks like I have been for all these years, let me take the trouble of sharing some effective tips of French kiss. Sigh!!!
Here are some points to keep in mind when you kiss your girl on this 14th Feb.
- Wet lips – dry lips can be a spoil the fun of kissing. Just before you kiss, roll your tongue over your lips and your lips would be soft and wet. However don’t lick your lips all the time like the B-grade villains did in 70s. Guys having lips similar to roads of North Kolkata with endless cracks, please use lip balm to save yourself from the embarrassment.
- Slowly, don’t rush – don’t rush as if it’s a Bonga local that you have to catch first to get the window seat. Nazakat Dost, go slow. Girls get turned on slowly unlike us so no hurry please. Slightly open your lip to brush the upper and lower lips of your partner. This will produce a pleasant sensation.
- Handle nose well — like Aamir was worried in 3 idiots about his nose, most men are clueless about handling their nose while kissing. Wish they could keep it in their pocket during that special moment, but since that is not happening anytime soon; tilt your head slightly to one side. Make sure you do not both tilt your heads to the same side.
- Close your eyes – there are few guys who like staring at their girl during a hot smooch. They do it because when God was distributing brains, they were busy watching soft porn’s, so never follow them. As you approach for the kiss, look into your partner’s eyes, but, one you come closer, close your eyes and feel the romance and the touch. Don’t waste the moment by looking at her to observe her.
- Tongue is important – If you and your partner seem to be enjoying the open-mouth kiss, slowly open your mouth and gently feel each others tongue. Tongue is a very sensitive part and generates raw passion. Slowly feel it but avoid getting too deep inside as it may leading to uneasiness. But, make sure you don’t have a bad mouth; the last thing you can expect is your girl complaining you of a bad mouth. If this happens, you should head to Himalayas for Moksh and Nirvana, end of your sex life.
- Breathe – Imagine a situation, you are kissing and all of a sudden you start gasping for breath and your face becomes pale. This would be the least thing you would want during an intimate time. Take small breaths through your nose as you kiss. As you and your partner grow comfortable with the kiss, sharing breaths can be romantic too. Don’t hold your breath thinking it’s a turn on. That is a mistake.
- Innovation– variety is important in every aspect of life and it is applicable in the art of kissing too. Sometimes focus on the lips, other than the tongue. Also focusing on neck, ears is an example of innovative thinking. Girls love variety as it reflects passion. You can enjoy same food every time, kissing is no different.
- “Hath” bhi tera sathi — As a general rule, start with your hands feeling her hip then gradually move up to her neck, hair and lip. Shoulder is one of the most sensitive parts of women so caressing it slowly while you feel her lips is a great display of passion. Neck, hands, hair are some of the key parts of a woman’s body, hence while kissing your girl do focus on them as well.
- Read her body language – as newly Sunny Leone said on big boss, “When a woman says no, it means only no and not may be”. (Wonder if she has ever said no to any one). Anyways, the point is if your partner pulls away or seems uncomfortable at any time; do get hint and slow down. Good kiss is one where your partner reciprocates as passionately as you are. If you hear a sigh, or if she is giving signal to continue realize that you are a real man. Lage raho!
- Talking is so important – Communication is the key thing. Women or girls like talking about their intimate moment. Talk to her about the experience. Try and be open in the discussion and observe their feedback. If you are not shy about kissing, why feel shy to talk about it. Kissing is an art which is not so easy. By talking or discussing it with your partner, you can improve on the art of French kiss.
I am sure this article will charge you up so this Valentines Day, be a man and enjoy the moment. Make her happy dude!!
Please don’t take the trouble of sharing your intimate stories with me as this will make me all the more sad because I am single. However your comments are more than welcome. Hypocrites are not welcome for sure.
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